A downloadable game for Windows

NOTE: This is the jam version of Toilets, Meat, and Drugs. An updated, but still incomplete, version of the game, Monsterpunk, will be released some day...

Seriously, please don't play this. This game is honestly not very good and this page only exists for posterity's sake. You've been warned.

content warning: blood, violence, strong language, drug use

Toilets, Meat, and Drugs is an action RPG created in seven days for Monster Mash 2014. You play as a monster in a world gone wrong. You must forage, hunt, and grow food. You must find bathrooms. You must grow to more advanced forms. You must defeat the dastardly Monster Tamer. You must always, above all else, be charming.

Toilets, Meat, and Drugs is an adventure like no other. Can you keep your composure in the quaking footsteps of objecthead dinosaurs? Will you grow into a proud and peaceful behemoth, or degrade into a ferocious war machine? Can you locate the nearest public restroom?

If these are questions you have asked yourself, Toilets, Meat, and Drugs is for you.


  • Large world! (for a jam game)
  • Punk graphics!
  • Crazy monster sounds!
  • Nonlinear monster growth!
  • Overpopulated world of monsters of all kinds!
  • Eating!
  • Pooping!
  • Farming!
  • Fighting!
  • Hunting!
  • Charming!
  • Medicine!
  • Vending Machines!

Please feel free to rate/comment on this game at Game Jolt!

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Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(1 total ratings)
AuthorAlexandra Higgins
GenreRole Playing, Action, Adventure
Tagsalex-higgins, drugs, meat, toilets

Install instructions

Just unzip the file, and click on the executable!


ToiletsMeatDrugs.zip 2 MB